"...ace, BITCHFACE!!" 

"W-what?...Where am I? Who am I?" 

"I'd slap you, soon. Listen when people are talking. I'm not lending you my memo." Danee, my friend brought me back to my senses. We are currently in the B Hall of Somebridge University for the Freshman college orientation being hosted by the University President himself. 

"...and with that said, congratulations and welcome!" guess its done.

"Let's go home."

"Idiot, get your ass back here!" 

Tch. Geez, why is this girl so barbaric?

"Why?"

"Why my ass! The suit man told us to procceed to our classroom already."

"Oh.....'suit man'."

"Don't 'oh' me. Let's go."

We venture the halls to the Business and Administration building. Some students are already inside the classroom when we get there. Women in off-shoulders, men in three fourts, those nerd and cool korean look tho. Feels like all stereotypes are present in this class, and I'm...well..

Hehehe

I look around and spotted a guy wearing a facemask. His head has a good shape and his dark hair seems as smooth as his porcelain hued skin. I can't help but think that he's a kpop undercover. At least I had one "spotted".

" I'm Allysa Beth John, 17..."

"The first or the second?" Someone asked. Some studs laugh, until she continues with her intro.

"...a Scorpio. So, STFU if you don't want this John to kick YOUR John."

"Sorry."

"Johnny Legend, bruh." I hear someone said in a consoling manner.

A nerd with a messy blonde hair stood suddenly.

"I'm.... Silver Jonas." 

"A wild John and a silver Jonas. Wow."

"A double J."

"JJ's gonna rock the town."

"You're up next, dickhead."

"Oh, I'm Daniel Jay."

"Or a parrot." The Alyssa gal said.

"What did you say?"

"Did it just rhymed with gay?" Someone said.

The Daniel throw his hands in the air and said "I'm done."

"Next please."

"I'm Samuel.."

"Jackson?"

"Shut up dude."

"I'm done times two." Samuel said.

"My name's Hugh.."

"Jackman?"

The Hugh guy rolled his sleeves up and the juicy, meaty bicepts-

"Bitch, stop drooling." Danee slapped my hand a bit.

"Ouch! Amazonian."

"Call me that again unless you want a beating." Hugh told Daniel.

"No please."

"Next."

"The name's Cain Reimann. 18, from Germany."

"As in candy "cane"?"

"As in "can" beat the shit out of you."

The males' intro proceeded.

"Let's go with the girls, then." The senior who remained unnoticed said at the back. But I'm sure I haven't heard yet from the kpop guy.

"There's still one here." A woman called pointing at the kpop guy a seat away from her.

The guy stood and without removing his facemask,

"Genesis Kyrie, 18."

"Remove that facemask, limbo."

The guy didn't answer.

"Are you sick, perhaps?" The woman who called out for him, asked.

The guy nodded. 

"Okay."

"'Kyrie'..hmmn?" Cain Reimann seems interested in the new guy. Is this the start of something new?! 

OMG

I will root for this ship!

This ship must be built!

"Your face is scary!"

"Hey, I'm in cloud nine. Don't bother."

"Whatever. We're up next. Don't make any creepy remarks, okay?" 

"Yvette Lee, 18. And yes, I'm Korean."

"Then did you-"

"No, but I'll sue you."

"Next."

"Daneesa Twain, 17."

"Danny, my boy!"

"Fuck you."

"Echo Schwartz. 17."

Whistles ~

"Finally, a cute girl!"

With a finger between my glasses, a sign flew from my free hand.

"Ah, you haven't seen the rest of her." Danee said.

People laugh.

"Germany?" Reimann asked.

"Spanish, I'm afraid." Samuel said.

"Right." I told him.

"Its a small world."

"Some guys are absent but this will do today." Out of the blue, a man came in the class clasping books in his hands. Silver hair brushed up neatly, sky painted eyes and a gorgeous smile on his face. Judging by his face, I'd say he's on his early thirties. And he's really an eye candy....

And maybe...

"That lewd reaction tells me you've gone thinking all sorts of unimaginably horny scenes, starring our teacher."

"What? He's our teacher?"

"Good morning, class." His smile is so refreshing!

"My name's Kris Knightley. I will be your class adviser and Math and Economics teacher."

"Married, sir?" Daniel asked.

"I was."

"Where are your kids now, sir?" Yvette followed up.

"Just a son actually. He's at home. Why ask?"

"How old are you?" Someone asked.

"Forty three."

"Really?"

"Whoah!"

"You look younger, prof!"

"Look, I appreciate it. So, let's all get along everyone. Get one of these course outline and we'll go through the overview of our lessons."

....

He's a hot man in his forties.

"Hey! Snap snap! Your cheese, mate." Daniel 'the ass' gave me a handout. All the talk and discussion flew out the window for me. Those bodies entwining in my mind are much more specific and concrete when I stare at 'them'. It is indeed worth skipping a few days of sleep and snacking out with friends just to study and now I'm here~ MY PRIDE* MY JOY*~

I will not miss this opportunity and gather as much resources as I can!

GANBARE!

Everything wrapped up rather early without me being able to absorb a single thing.

Sigh~

What a day.