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Jinfeng Mountain, as its name implied, looked from the sky. The mountains that stretched for hundreds of miles were like a phoenix reborn from a flame.

Speaking of its name, there was a sad love story.

It was said that a long time ago, a young witch doctor saved the unconscious Jinfeng Fairy who had been fighting with the poisonous flood dragon in the raging village for eight days. Later, the two became husband and wife for a long time. Unexpectedly, the Divine Emperor knew about it and sent the celestial troops to besiege her. Finally, in order to keep her beloved man alive and protect him from being killed by the Heavenly Court, she was willing to die.

After the death of Fairy Jinfeng, her soul did not disappear, and her body turned into today's Jinfeng Mountain, which was also famous.

The legend was naturally false, but it was true that a witch doctor lived in Jinfeng Mountain. Now there were two witch doctors, one old and one young, living in a small bamboo house on the top of the mountain.

When it came to witch doctors, this was a mysterious profession, and they were more like sorcerers. Because they used venomous insects and monsters when they treated diseases, which made people's hair stand on end.

"Old bastard, if you have something to say, just tell me. My cultivation has reached a critical moment, so I can't waste time here." In the bamboo house, the fat young witch doctor shouted.

"Is that so? Foodie, what do you mean by hurting your own body in a game when your cultivation has reached a critical moment? Don't hit me too much!" The old man on the opposite side was not for the sake of others, but the fat man's master. He smiled and didn't seem to care about the fat man calling him the old bastard. He said, "Big deal, do you know why my master keeps calling you Foodie?"

The fat young witch doctor was called Sun Shi. He glanced at the old witch doctor and asked, "Do you know why I call you old bastard?"

"I don't know." The Old Magus Doctor answered without even raising his head.

The fat man curled his lips, took out a black spiced egg from his pocket, and threw it into his mouth. He chewed it twice and swallowed it. Then he said slowly, "You called me a foodie because I was abducted by you with a piece of milk candy."

"How do you know?" The old witch doctor finally raised his head in surprise.

"Well, second martial brother has already told me this. Could it be that I jumped out of the stone like that Monkey Sun? Or that old bastard, you are a fighter in a rooster. Can you have an egg?" The fat man said disdainfully.

"From the looks of it, don't you blame me?" asked the old witch doctor.

"Strange? I'm a Nine Yin Meridian Severing. If it weren't for your old... Master, you've been forcing me to disobey your orders for the past eighteen years, I would've turned into a piece of dirt. Besides, my parents were willing to do it. I didn't even have time to thank you. How could I blame you?"

After a pause, the fat man changed the subject and said, "But I really blame you. You said that the tall woman from two years ago had a hot figure and attractive eyes. Why didn't you let me do a full-body examination for her? Why did you ask me to check the foreign guy who looked like a long-furred gorilla..."

"Is this the reason why you called me an old bastard before?" The old witch doctor was both angry and amused.

"Ha, that's right!" The fat man was very naked and nodded in agreement.

"It's a big deal. You don't know that a man with Nine Yin Meridian Severing, a woman with Nine Yang Meridian Severing, has a life and death fate. If you don't be wary of love and desires, will you be able to live until now?" The old witch doctor said with a smile.

"Are you sure you're not talking about the Evil Lone Star?" the fat man asked with his small eyes wide open.

"The Heavenly Evil Lone Vein can oppress people, and the Nine Yin Extreme Veins can restrain oneself. But it's not dangerous for you for the time being. With your temperament, it's not easy for you to go further." The old witch doctor shook his head and sighed.

The fat man immediately widened his eyes and said unconvinced, "What's wrong with my heart? I'm a seven-foot-tall... five-foot-tall man. I have complete parts, strong functions, and a determined personality. If it weren't for the fact that I haven't been recognized by the world, I would have had a place among all the young people in China."

"Greedy, fun, lazy, and casual..." The old shaman doctor counted on his fingers and uttered more than a dozen words in one breath.

The fat man pointed at himself and was stunned for a long time. Then he shook his head and said with a smile, "I think you should go to the hospital to have a look. Don't tell me you got senile again."

The old witch doctor was amused by the fat man's words. He shook his head helplessly and threw a piece of paper over.

"I've taught you how to improve your cultivation by force, and you already know the consequences. What's written on it is that if you are lucky enough to survive, after your cultivation has improved, you must suppress the Nine Yin Meridian Severing in your body. Remember, when your cultivation has improved, you must..."

"I have to find the necessary materials within a month, or I will die." The fat man curled his lips and continued, "Your constant illness really needs to be cured."

"I'm doing this to save your life," the old witch doctor said helplessly.

"Oh! Well, what about the next prescription?" The fat man reached out and asked.

"What is the next prescription?" The old witch doctor asked curiously.

"There are five major cultivation realms. I'm now at the great completeness of Poison Reshaping. This prescription is prepared after my cultivation reaches the level of controlling all things! What if I reach the realm of spying on the Three Realms?" asked the fat man.

"To spy on the Three Realms? Just you? I've lived for so many years..." The elder said in astonishment.

The fat man quickly knocked his head on the table and shouted, "Okay! Don't talk nonsense, or don't blame me for calling you old b*stard again!"

The old man shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly. He had no way to deal with this disciple.

"I'm lucky. I can't cultivate without a heart. If I don't have luck, how can I break through the critical point? I've always been lucky. I don't believe that I can't reach the realm of spying on the three realms. So, what about the prescription?" The fat man reached out his hand and said.

"No." The old man shook his head. "If you are truly able to reach the realm of spying on the Three Realms, then..."

The old man held back for a long time, but he failed to find a word that was different from the words of the fat man. He could only helplessly say, "Then it depends on your luck."

"That's right." The fat man curled his lips, picked up the paper, and glanced at it.

"The essence of the jade heart? Why don't you write a dragon heart and phoenix heart? How can I find the essence of the jade heart?" The fat man just glanced at it and cried out.

The old witch doctor smiled and said, "I'm lucky."

The fat man was speechless. "Does this count as using the same method to fight back? I didn't expect that my master would secretly practice the unique skills of Guso Murong."

"Didn't you always say that you wanted to go down the mountain to see the world? Here, this is the address of your parents. Tomorrow, you will go down the mountain, get train tickets, and go home!" The old witch doctor threw out a note.

The fat man held the note in his hand. His eyes gradually turned red and tears welled up in his eyes. It seemed that he would cry out in the next second. He stared at the old witch doctor and did not move.

"There's a saying in your Han people that there's no endless banquet in the world. Don't be reluctant to leave. You don't belong here. I've taught you to raise you for 18 years. It's enough to have this master-disciple relationship. You can come back to see me when you have time in the future," the old witch doctor said sadly.

"Master, it's not that I can't bear to part with you. I'm just regretting it. I've lived here for eighteen years and haven't eaten a single piece of wild food. I'm so f*cking sorry!"

"You foodie, get out of here as far as you can..."

When the fat man went down the mountain, all the animals in the mountain were alarmed. The lame panther, the wolf with broken legs, the wild boar with broken fangs, the wild chicken without tail feathers, the rabbit without tail, and the excited squirrel all ran to the side of the mountain to see him off.

The animals also had intelligence. They knew that the god of plague, who had plagued them for 18 years, was finally going to get out of here.

In the harmonious scene of animals sending off, the fat man walked out of the mountain with two big boxes in his hands and a big package on his back.

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